The Raiders will stall late in the game. Their Depends underwear will become full, slowing them down. The Ensure they drink at halftime will leave them feeling full.
How do you know which side of the field is for the Raiders?
Easy! It's the one with hadicapped seating on the bench.
Funny stuff. And patially true, they have to do it this year because they are definately getting old. But even as old and Depends dependant they are, they're still gonna take it all. What does that say for the rest of the teams in the NFL?!?!?