[Nuke'm Glowing]

" "I'm a member of the N.R.A., my neighbor is a member of P.E.T.A."

Either of them. The NRA won't do anything to protect your gun ownership rights, they'll just talk about doing it.

[ASA Vet]

It isn't Mr. Heston that'll be shooting house breakers, It'll be me.
I'm also a life member of GOA, and of MCRGO.
I don't expect any of them to guard my home.