[leadpenny]

Before this Mayberry analogy goes too far and the Left starts portraying Edwards in the character of Andy Taylor, we need to remind them that there was also Goober, Gomer, Ernest T. Bass, Floyd the Barber, Barney Fife, and the drunk who locked himself in a cell with an explosive goat.

[SeeRushToldU_So]

and the drunk who locked himself in a cell with an explosive goat.

That would be Otis.

[F.J. Mitchell]

You forgot Howard Sprague, the self consumed local politician. Shave off Howards Mustache and comb his hair into that modified Beattle mania, but bangsless brow shroud of Edwards and presto, Howard and Edwards are twins separated at birth.

Wonder why EGO Eddie is so careful about hiding his forehead? Could it be that his hairline grows right down to his eyebrows? Maybe not, but doesn't the voters of America have a right to know? You d*mn right we do-bare your brow Senator!