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To: Deb
Sharpton isn't running for president. He's running to get bought off by the Democrats to not run for president.

Excellent point. And his price just went up.

15 posted on 01/03/2003 11:14:26 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude
"Excellent point. And his price just went up"

LOL, That reminds me of the story of the young kid who needs help with an essay on the difference between "Theory and Reality", So he asks his dad to help him.

Dad says No Problem son this is easy. Go ask your Mother if she would consider sleeping with Bill our nieghbor if it meant she would get $10,000 bucks.

The kid comes back and says to his Dad, She thought about it a few minutes and said for $10,000 she would do it.

Dad says to his son, Now go and ask your sister the same question

The kid comes back after a few hours and said, Yes dad after a very long time of thinking about it, She said she would do it.

The Dad says, Well Son... There you have it, Now go and write your essay on the difference between "Theory and Reality"

The kid says , But Dad! I don't get it, How does this help me write my essay?

the dad says, It's easy Son!, In "Theory" you have a Sister and a Mother, But in "Reality" all you have is a couple of Whore's!

:-)

24 posted on 01/03/2003 11:29:52 PM PST by MJY1288
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