[thisiskubrick]

Why yes, I can clone a soul. My associates and I have perfected the process...

What I want to know is what if you are a SCIENTOLOGIST and you've signed your soul into a 1-billion year contract, and then you clone yourself with the Raelians, but then bounce the check to them. Will

a) your clone-child be raised by Tom Cruise

b) The Raelians attempt to contact L-Ron Hubbard through your clone

c) A showdown occur between Bridgette Boissilier and Priscilla Presley

[Polycarp]

A showdown occur between Bridgette Boissilier and Priscilla Presley

I hear the WWF is working out a Pay-Per-View contract on this "Fight of the New Millenium."

[Domestic Church]

"you clone yourself with the Raelians, but then bounce the check to them."

ROFLOL! And will you make a celluloid gem (titled 2003) based upon this now?