[par4]

Speaking of "the Children", to where has Chelsea disappeared? A few months ago, she was everywhere in the tabloids drinking and partying and now she's fallen off the radar screen. Coincidence?

[null and void]

Nah, the Bush girls pushed her off the front page. She'll be back when HRC (Her Royal Clinton) needs to use her...

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Chelsea? Got to keep her out of sight to maintain the alibi.

She'll be there, standing by the grievin widder, as they promise to "take back Amerika!"

It'll be a heart rending sight, the two vampires standing there, choking back a tear, pledging to carry on the struggle in the name of Chelsea's poor dead step father Bill. Maybe her dad could be on stage with em.

The legions of demented liberal spinsters will be mobilized. They and their cats will troop to the polls to pull the lever for Old Hellary.

I predict a landslide.

[mass55th]

"...where has Chelsea disappeared?"

Her and her look-alike boyfriend were photographed by the NY Post shopping for Christmas presents in New York last week.

[potlatch]

where has Chelsea disappeared? A few months ago, she was everywhere

And didn't we read about an actual wedding date arranged last year??

[nomorecameljocks]

Informed sources report that Chelsea has been having extensive plastic surgery to correct her horribly ugly features. Expect to see here emerge soon looking like Michael Jackson.