How dare you not grant her entitlement? Don't you know that you are supposed to come clean about being married within the first 30 seconds, or never mention it at all, so that she can have plausible deniability?
That's it; you are going on the N.O.W.'s enemies list. You, you, you.....MAN!
Regardless, I am pretty sure I have been on the NOW hitlist for over about 7-8 years now (since the first time I voted Republican) for my many offenses.