Forty Years of Sexual Intercourse

AmericanProwler.org ^ | Friday, January 3, 2003 | By Francis X. Rocca

[Tijeras_Slim]

Look a here girls I'm telling you now
They call me "Lovin' Dan"
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a fourty-year man

If you don't believe I'mm all that I say
Come up and take my hand
When I let you go you'll cry "Oh yes,"
"He's a fourty-year man

There'll be 10 years of kissing
Then you'll holler "please don't stop"
There'll be 10 years of teasing
And 10 years of squeezing
And 10 years of blowing my top

If your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see ol' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a fourty-year man

fourty-year man
They call me Lovin' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a fourty-year man

fourty-year man
They call me Lovin' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a fourty-year man

There'll be 10 years of kissing
Then you'll holler "please don't stop"
There'll be 10 years of teasing
And 10 years of squeezing
And 10 years of blowing my top

If your man ain't treating you right
Come up and see ol' Dan
I rock 'em, roll 'em all night long
I'm a fourty-year man, oh yeah
FOURTY-YEAR MAN

With sincere apologies to Billy Ward & His Dominoes

[savedbygrace]

It's a little-known fact that My Ding-a-ling was the only Chuck Berry song to reach the top of the charts. It was his only Number One hit.

[KC_Conspirator]

David Frum writes that Americans today prize sexual liberty the way they did economic liberty at the end of the 19th century and religious liberty at the end of the 18th.

As much as I like David Frum, I think this sweeping notion that "Americans" cherish it is a bit out of whack. I would say, like David Horowitz, is that modern "liberals" are only liberal about two things; sex and drugs. Otherwise, they want to control your life from the amount of water flushing power in your toilet, to what you wear, to the air you breathe, to the amount of money your family makes, to where you travel, and the the thoughts in your head.

[China Clipper]

and wear Gioconda smiles at others

I heard this word Gioconda once in a Michael Franks song..... Looked it up in three dictionaries... What does it mean?? Does it refer to that "Mona Lisa"-like little smile??