There are reports that he once passed gas!!..
Why, there are even reports that he -gasp- talked to someone who had an abortion...
And the second amendment???...reports may indicate that he once contemplated talking to a democrat about the very subject!!
Horrors, when asked to quote the Bible from cover to cover, he asked, "Why?", or so the third hand hearsay evidence indicates.... Heck, with this type of less than 1000 (one thousand) per cent dyed in the wool paleo/neo/fundie conservative credentials, might as well vote for boxer. There is less than a dime's difference between the two. And, we would be in a better position next time around with a REAL conservative candidate.
< / sarcasm >