"Having played the "condemned prisoner" part in our charity haunted house electric chair exhibit, I can vouch for the Black & Decker sander that these guys mount under the seat for effect. This "Little Willie" thingie doesn't begin to impress me after that!...."
You have my under-laying sympathies and sincere, deep-seated feelings at the lowest level from the bottom of my heart for your predicament. 8<)
Was this the chair they remodeled for you?
http://www.strangecosmos.com/view.adp?picture_id=7652