[Iowa Granny]

You have disparraged the entire Iowa State campus with that photo.

[ErnBatavia]

You have disparraged the entire Iowa State campus with that photo.

But, Iowa is Mecca to Ms. Estrogen...you see, there's a lot of corn produced in Iowa, and corn is the base ingredient for the Ten High bourbon she must use for rinsing those vocal cords of hers, ya know.