Strom Thurmond
Ronald Reagan
Bob Hope
Keith Richards
Helen Thomas
Marriages
Ben Affleck & J. Ho
Chelsea Clinton and Ian "Nancyboy" Klass
Nicole Kidman and some anonymous cameraman
Divorces
Ben Affleck & J. Ho
James Carville & Mary Matalin
Brad Pitt & Jennifer Anniston
Disasters
Cruise ship fire in the Caribbean
California earthquake
Space Shuttle
Financial
Dow Jones: 6700
Gold: $325/oz
Gasoline: $1.40/gal
Fails to survive bankruptcy: United Airlines
Outrageous lawsuit
Teen acting out "Jackass" stunt by strapping bomb belt made of shotgun bandolier and road flares to self is shot by police while shouting "ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!" in public. Survives and is awarded $575 million in damages from the city where the shooting occurs and the manufacturer of the weapon used by the officer.
Clinton Watch
Bill appears in public sporting oozing sore on lip
Hillary makes majority of public appearances wearing Old Crusty
Buddy's replacement Seamus goes missing
After series of humiliating legislative defeats, Sen. Hillary! mentions Free Republic during a broadcast rant against "Right Wing Hate Speech".
No fair, that would be the same as last year. LOL.