To: southerngrit
Happy New Year to you. It was just luck I got the 400th post. LOL
408 posted on
12/31/2002 9:59:09 PM PST by
Dubya
To: All
Excerpt from British Royal Navy and Marine officer fitness reports:
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
I would not breed from this officer.
He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
412 posted on
12/31/2002 10:01:06 PM PST by
Dubya
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