[Mia T]

hyperthyroid single-wide on the NASTY OLD ARKANSAS RIVER!

Of course, you are right about the single-wide proportions. I was taking poetic licence. ;)

The site looks so uninviting -- barren and parched.

Your description of the river brings to mind a certain Hollywood folly--smell-o-vision. I can imagine a mephitic clintonian stench rising up from the river right on cue and permeating the LIE-brary like a coiling miasma, causing a collective nausea that is 10 years too late.

[OKSooner]

I suppose a double-wide WOULD be more Presidential, in a Hot Springs sort of way. Probably more anatomically correct as well...