Sources close to the FBI and the CIA are now talking about a long-standing Al Quaeda plot to use subliminal signals imbedded in DVDs to create an army of believers to attack the U.S. on January 1, 2003. The first step was to invent the DVD, since VHS casettes were of too poor quality to properly hide the subliminal messages. Given Arabia's historic dominance of technology this was a trivial task, although Islam has been waging a propaganda war trying to convince Americans that Arabs are actually lazy and stupid and could never invent anything more complicated than an electric toaster.
The second phase of the plot was to do something horriffic that would cause people to stay home and watch DVDs more often than they used to. Says Professor of Middle Eastern Studies Yossif al Aqsa al Mohammed as Farsal al Washedup, "They nearly blew it by damaging the U.S. economy so much. It really seemed like people would stop buying DVD players. However, to the relief of everyone in Islam, the U.S. consumer pressed on."
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