[Founding Father]

First daughter: chelsea
First father: webb hubble
She wouldn't share any positions of power.

[victim soul]

her clones.

[off-roader]

Don't forget "Earth First's, Dave Foreman" as Secretary of the Interior.

The Co-Founder of Earth First, David Foreman says, "my three main goals would be to reduce human population to about 100 million worldwide, destroy the industrial infrastructure and see wilderness with it's full complement of species returning throughout the world."(6) David Foreman has also been on the Sierra Club's five member executive committee in 1995-6 and is an architect of the Wildlands Project.

[Paul Atreides]

Given their statements of late, Patty Murray and Ellen Ratner appear to be jockeying for spots in Miz Hirry's cabinet.

[Pliney the younger]

Attorney General: VINCE FOSTER!

Vice President: Babs Streisand

National Security Advisor: Jimmy “the dupe” Carter

Secretary of State: David Chang

Presidential Spokesman: Chomsky

Secretary of defense: Lloyd George

Surgeon General: Isralean

White House Pet: Bill “the sexual predator” Clinton (after he has been neutered of course)

[Arpege92]

How about Monica Lewinsky as vice president. Being that she spent alot of time in the Oval office with Hill's husband.

[JCG]

I don't think Vince Foster will be attending any cabinet meetings. But Eleanor Roosevelt might.

America's Fifth Column ... watch Steve Emerson/PBS documentary JIHAD! In America
New Link: Download 8 Mb zip file here (60 minute video)

Who is Steve Emerson?

[Busywhiskers]

There are some things that are just too terrible to contemplate. Hillary appointing a presidential cabinate (again) is one of them.

[exmoor]

Who would a President Hillary Rodham chose to be in her Cabinet?...the correct word is closet not cabinet....

[bmwcyle]

Who did she pick, i. e. Kevin Bacon, before while is the White House?

Men without Balls

[PISANO]

I prefer not to speculate about the end of our country as we know it.

[Doc Savage]

Chief of Staff - Craig Livingstone!

[Porterville]

[WarmLiquidGhoo]

Secretary of State - Sean Penn

Secretary of Defense - Martin Sheen

Homeland Security - Woody Harelson

Presidential Spokesperson - Barbra "The government oughta do more" Striesand

Secretary of Smegma - Bill Clinton

[Teacher317]

Hillary would NEVER allow any strong personalities to be around her... SHE must be the focus, and SHE will not be disobeyed. She will only have lackeys, yes-persons, and lick-spittles, not forceful personalities. SHE will be the only mass-murderer in the room, thankyouverymuch.

[timestax]

bump for newbies to see this thread!!

[MEGoody]

Why bother posting this? Hitlery will NEVER be President. (I know, I know - but today has been rough enough. I need to pretend this can't happen.)

[Cymbaline]

I actually came up with a list when Algore was running:

President: Hillary Clinton
Vice President: Shirley MacLaine

Secretary of Agriculture: Robert Mugabe
Secretary of Commerce: Jorge Cabrerra
Secretary of Defense: Jane Fonda
Secretary of Education: Joycelyn Elders
Secretary of Energy: Ted Kaczynski
Secretary of Environment: David Foreman, founder of Earth First
Secretary of the Interior: Head of the Sierra Club
Secretary of Labor: Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
Secretary of State: Jimmy Carter
Secretary of Transportation: Ted Kennedy
Secretary of Treasury: John Gotti (or Dan Rostenkowski)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Patty Murray

Attorney General: Johnny Cochrane
U.N. Ambassador: Ted Turner
Drug Czar: Marion Berry
Director of C.I.A.: Larry Flynt
Director of F.B.I.: Mumia Abu Jamal
Director of HUD: Jesse Jackson
Head of H.H.S.: Sharon Stone
National Security Advisor: Aldrich Ames
Head of I.N.S.: Loretta Sanchez
Surgeon General: Jack Kevorkian
Press Secretary: Bobcat Golthwaite
Poet Laureate: Jello Biafra

Supreme Court:

1. Alan Derschowitz (Chief Justice)
2. Barbara Streisand
3. Lance Ito
4. Bill Clinton
5. Mario Cuomo
6. Jerry Brown
7. Robert Shapiro
8. F. Lee Baily
9. Peter Singer

[Carolinamom]

Case of putting a double-wide cart before the horse jackass, isn't it?

[PJ-Comix]

Attorney General---Ramsey Clark.