*L*..Nope, couldn't. Yer a Canuck, it's not in yer breed! ;-)
You could be right. Thirty years ago an Irish girl gave me a shillelagh (as a gift, not the way you'd like to give one to me, snicker!).
I've since lost it.
Oh, well, as they supposedly say in the gay bars, bottoms up, Irish!
:^)