Ya know... I wuz jus thinkin... Too bad that nut that drove his eighteen wheeler into the Crapitol a coupla years ago didn't have a load uv these muthas on board! If thay'd excaped the flames without bein BBQ'ed, they coulda layed waste to the place... especially Steve Peace's office since he wuz still there at the time.
"No Steve! It ain't the attack of the Killer Tomatoes! It's liberal PORK that's turned on ya! Yee Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Oops, I meant ta ping yew tew that last one!
Have ya been pilin up sandbags taday?