[Vast Buffalo Wing Conspiracy]

There's an old joke I heard about 20-30 years ago which goes something like this: two men are sitting in a bar and the topic of homosexuality comes up.

Says one: "In the middle ages, you could be burned at the stake for engaging in homosexual acts; 100 hundred years ago, you could be jailed; 10 years ago, you could be forced to undergo psychiatric treatmeant. Today, it is perfectly legal. Well, I've made up my mind: I'm leaving the country, and I'm going to move, and live in a secret location and disappear."

The other man is confused and asks: "Why? Why leave? Surely this means society is growing more tolerant? What is wrong with homosexuality being legal?"

The first man replies "I am leaving now, before they make it mandatory!"