The Twenty Most Annoying Liberals of 2002

me | December 28, 2002 | Houmatt

[zygoat]

Don't forget THE FOREHEAD Paul Begala !

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

1. Jesse Jack@$$
2. Diane "Turn 'em in" Feinswein
3. Eschoir
4. Kathleen Kenneduh-Townsend
5. Mark "A Kennedy, lest ye forget" Shriver
6. Richard Clintonista Cohen (writes column in Washington Post)
7. Lawrence O'Donnell (McLaughlin Group)
8. Nina Totenberg (NPR, I THINK she's a liberal)
9. Dip Geckhardt
10. Tom Da$$hole
11. Bill Krinton
12. Satan's Daughter
13. Chuckie "Gun-Beater" Schumer
14. Parris Glendummy
15. Maryland Delegate Michael "Get A Life" Gordon (he actually said that to a Maryland resident who had the audacity to remind him of his Constitutional oath)

Can't really think of anymore, but it's early in the day...

[PJ-Comix]

You should have included Ellen Ratner on that list. But she was also the most truthful liberal as well. She publicly admitted what other liberals are thinking: That she hopes that the war against Iraq goes badly because it would hurt Bush's re-election chances.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Some more:

1. Steven Clintonista Spielberg
2. Julia "Thank you, President Gore" Roberts
3. Alec The Smug Hyde-Stoner Baldwin (just look at a photo of him sometime)
4. Susan "Janet Weiss" Sarandon
5. Lame Duck Representative Comstance Morella ("Commie" for short!)

[Aeronaut]

Garrison "I'm not saying Bush had anything to do with the [Wellstone] plane crash, but..." Kellior

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Aaron McGruder
Robert Altman
Mike Farrell

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Lessee, possible reasons that Bush could be nominated as one of the twenty most annoying liberals:

1. Has spoken out in support of the militia rifle (a.k.a. "assault weapon") ban;
2. Signed a big-spending education bill w/out insisting on vouchers;
3. Signed the USSA-PATRIOT-in-name-only Act rather than vetoing in favor of arming the militia;
4. Signed the Homeland Insecurity Act (possible increase in government spending) rathering then vetoing in favor of arming the militia;
5. Seemed opposed to arming pilots;
6. If I remember correctly, ultimately entered into a compromise agreement with the new International Court of Criminals as opposed to rejecting it altogether;
7. Signed the Alien and Sedition Acts of 2002 (a.k.a., Campaign Finance Reform);
8. Appointed a pro-abortionist (Whitman) to head the EPA (Abortion and environmentalism do intertwine);
9. Appointed a Democrat (Norman Minutty) to head up the Department of Transportation;
10. Wants to increase health spending.

[KLT]

12. Collective entry for all who found Sen. Wellstone's memorial a good place to grin and cheer
11. Ted Kennedy, a perennial
10. Barbara Boxer, practice makes perfect in the art of hypocrisy
9. Dick Gephardt's eyebrows... I swear it's like a traffic accident, I can't stop looking at them
8. Al Sharpton, sure to be more annoying next year!
7. John Kerry's hair!
6. Bill Clinton PSST GO AWAY ALREADY
5. James Carville, still loud and obnoxious
4. Tom Daschle, master of parliamentary cynicism
3. Al Gore, see Clinton, B.
2. Jesse Jackson, you'd think he'd be too busy raising love-child support money, but he still has time to be annoying
1. Hillary Clinton, for too many reasons to enumerate

Wow, great list thoughtomator...would like to add one or two...

13.Patty Murray Wins The Stupidest Remarks Of The Year Award!
14.Diane Feinstein Looks Like Weekend At Bernies..
15.Senator Chuckie Cheese Schumer Mr. Take All Guns Away
16.Senator Joseph Biden Needs New Hairplugs We Should Raise His Salary... 17.Major Owens 18.Anthony Wiener 18.Charlie Rangel 19.Barney Frank 20.Joe Lieberman 21.Henry Nostrils Waxman

Geeze, I can go on forever...

[KLT]

OMG....everyone you picked is perfect!

[BillyBoy]

1) Michael Moore, stupid white man
2) Tom Daschle, dethroned Senate plurality leader
3) Vicente Fox, leader of so-called "center right" government/promoter of welfare state
4) George H. Ryan (RINO-IL), outgoing Governor
5) Rod Blagojevich (D-IL), incoming governor
6) Phil Donahue, loudmouth jerk with no audience
7) Nancy Pelosi, ultra liberal, abortion-loving "Catholic"
8) Gerhard Schronder, leader of the Fourth Reigh
9) Francis de Eurotrash (of Canada), big moron
10) Jesse Jackson, race-baiting scumbag who even pisses off "his" people these days
11) John Kerry, delusional Kennedy wannabe
12) Lisa Madigan (D-IL), incoming IL attorney general
13) Judy Barf Topinka (RINO-IL) state treasurer and incoming IL "Republican" Chairman
14) Jennifer Granholm (D-MI), incoming governor. See no. #7
15) Connie Morella (RINO-MD), outgoing congresswoman
16) All the "anti-war" activists (Not In Our Name) who had absolutely no qualms when CLINTON bombed Iraq (and Yugoslavia, and Bosnia, and Sudan, and...)
17) Hillary!
18) Terry MacAffliuce, chairman of the evil party.
19) Jimmy Carter, who won the same prize as Yassir Arafat
20) Kathleen KENNEDY Townsend, who can't even convince Maryland (of all states!) to elect her