[Capt_Hank]

My father used to tell the story about a set of twins entering first grade down south.

The teacher would ask each student to stand and tell the class their names.

Teacher.... "Little girl, please stand and tell the class your name."
Little girl..... "Pissy Davis".
Teacher.... "No, not what your parents call you at home. I want to know your real name."
Little girl..... "Pissy Davis".
Teacher.... "I want you to go home now and bring a note from your parents stating your real name."

The little girl walks down the aisle and takes her brother's hand. With that she says, "come on Shitty, she won't believe you either."

[Trickyguy]

My father, who is 71, swears he grew up with a Silver Pigg,
a Eure Pigg, and a Eulabee Rich. Years later, I read in the
paper where a Silver Pigg (Jr.) had been arrested. He was
telling me the truth.