[Dog Gone]

A patient at the hospital where my wife works has the first name of LaTissue. I kid you not.

[mountaineer]

I used to work in child support enforcement. We had a client, a welfare recipient, who bore the noble name Queen Esther T____. One of the fellows who owed child support - not to her, but to about four other women - was Thurston Howell J___. Nothing like being named after a Gilligan's Island character!