Your outrage is touching...
Yeah, the decline of western civilization is all my fault.
When I'm not destroying the rule of law single-handedly I'm causing tornadoes and floods...
Never a dull moment here!
Perhaps not, but they'll certainly know where to find a useful idiot when they need one.
It's always nice when you suave, got-all-the-angles-figured types deign to exchange pleasantries with us rubes.