[Eric in the Ozarks]

I knew as soon as I typed "Alaska" I would offend someone. Substitute 'ends of the earth" for our 49th State, please. Koppel wouldn't know the diff.

[RightWhale]

We're not offended. Give him 160 acres in Kotzebue on condition that he extend the road from Fairbanks to Kotzebue.