[F.J. Mitchell]

"To which Indian tribe do you belong?"

One third Cleveland Indian, One third Atlanta brave, one third Washington Redskin, one third Athlete foot, one third Arapaho, one third Garden hoe, one third any ol' ho.

We find it offensive to be called Indians-call us Native Americans-call us anything but late for lunch.

I percieve that you too are an Indian, it takes only a few words from a member of the Piousbastrardchies to reveal their identity. Yatta Hey!

[TopQuark]

One third Cleveland Indian, One third Atlanta brave, one third Washington Redskin, one third Athlete foot, one third Arapaho, one third Garden hoe, one third any ol' ho.

This many thirds? No wonder you hate immigrants: you cannot even count. And, of all people, you are raising the question of whether there are still people in this country who can read.

If, as they often say, ignorance is bliss in America, you are a real patriot, F. Mitchell.