[Eric in the Ozarks]

I know how you feel. But surely, somewhere in Alaska, there's a 16 acre piece Ted could call home...

[DWSUWF]

"...I know how you feel. But surely, somewhere in Alaska, there's a 16 acre piece Ted could call home..."

Oh no...

Zimbabwe is where Ted needs to be.

I hear that there's plenty of rural property 'up for grabs' there.

[RightWhale]

somewhere in Alaska, there's a 16 acre piece Ted could call home...

Everybody has plans for Alaska. But nobody is doing anything except for a few and the few are screwing up everything for generations to come. Send Koppel to Alaska, but forget the 16 acres -- 16 acres is just the turnaround in the driveway. Make it 160 acres and you're starting to make some sense.