[zarf]

I's love to hit Susan Saranwrap with a wet mop.

[laredo44]

I's love to hit Susan Saranwrap with a wet mop.

When she wears her hair all curly and just-so, I have a hard time telling her from a wet mop.

[laredo44]

I's love to hit Susan Saranwrap with a wet mop.

And another thing: just because it's inanimate is no excuse for advocating mop abuse.