I was also referring to my preferred method of dealing with the liberals I meet in life. I have a different method for phony conservatives like you.
If, in your grand taxonomy, a "phony conservative" is someone opposed to torture in principle, then I'm guilty as charged -
and damn proud of it. Your unique codification system might suffer from the fact that most conservatives (as well as liberals and anarchists) are also opposed. Moral disdain for it seems to transcend ideological boundaries. Are you suggesting that it is a cornerstone of conservative thought?