Stop Alien Abductions! (with your thought-screen helmet)

THIS WEBSITE TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET, THE MATERIALS AND TOOLS YOU NEED TO MAKE ONE, AND WHERE YOU CAN OBTAIN THE MATERIALS

The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them.

Results of the thought screen helmet exceeded expectations. Since January 2000 aliens have not taken any abductees while they were wearing thought screen helmets using Velostat shielding. See Case Histories and Testimonials.

The thought screen helmet was invented by Michael Menkin in 1998 and named after the thought screens that were described by science fiction writer Edward Elmer Smith Ph.D. in the Gray Lensman novels.

Other shielding material was tried in previous models with less success. Do not substitute the Velostat shielding with other materials. The Velostat made by 3M works!

A clever attempt, Ming. But you'll only catch impressionable Newbies with such an insidious ploy. We remember our dear departed colleagues, and the feeble cover story JimRob concocted, to cover their disappearance. Until all this tinfoil STOPS working, one would be a fool to go unprotected.

Have you or your sister been bitten by a cheesemoose lately ? All sorts of alien organisms can enter a person that way. I suggest exposing yourself to extensive Hatt-Baby treatments, and taking a long shower. I'm series.

"Kenneth" probably changed the frequency again, and your security envelope has been breached. There is a vast left-field conspiracy out there, y'know.

What a service to mankind . . .

and tinfoil hat attackers.

Actually, according to the one book I've seen on the subject of resisting abductions, fierce anger INSTANTLY wound up followed by angry and stern commands for them to get lost etc. work well IF INSTANTLY entered into at FIRST HINT or INTUITION of an impending abduction.

And, there are plenty of stories of folk saying things like: AWAY FROM ME, IN THE NAME OF JESUS. LEAVE ME AND MY HOUSEHOLD ALONE IN THE NAME OF JESUS. I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS. I ACCEPT ONLY THAT WHICH COMES THROUGH THE BLOOD AND CROSS OF JESUS CHRIST. YOU HAVE NO PLACE IN ME AND NO RIGHT TO ME OR MY HOUSEHOLD IN THE NAME OF JESUS. LEAVE US AND NEVER RETURN, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.

Of course, you might find eventually that you needed to HAVE A RELATIONSHIP--AN AUTHENTIC, DAILY MAINTAINED DIALOGUE AND RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIST to be able to convincingly invoke His Name.

But hey, it's a complex world. If you want to play games with critters that go THUNK in the night as they probe, whack, stick, cut and take samples from your body--help yourself--on your nickel and your responsibility.

But IF you ever decide you've had enough with such games, there are evidently strategies you can successfully use to resist such.

T Snodgrass finally published his doc on evil vs good UFO's. It was disappointingly brief. His main point was that good UFO's to not glorify man but instead glorify, lift up God. Bad UFO's do the opposite at least to some degree.

I think you can also ask who Jesus was. If they subtract any from His deity; if they avoid acknowledging that He came in the flesh; died on the cross; was buried and bodily rose again and ascended to The Father to make intercession for thos who believe in Him . . . if they can't acknowledge that convincingly--avoid the hazardous critters by all means.

Anyway--what a fun little post. The tinfoil hat attackers probably needed a Christmas present to rail at. Let the rants begin.

Most of them don't seem to have a great sense of humor.

I suppose you could wear swimmer's ear plugs so you could avoid *hearing* their laughter through your ears. Hearing it inside your head might still be a problem.

Probably if you are caught in such a state, you may as well laugh with them.

Some seem to have a habit of taking people naked or discarding sleeping clothes along the way. And often enough, they seem to put the clothes back on the person backwards and sometimes leave the person upside down in the bed as well.

Curious phenomenon.

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