Pern to the pilot: "Have you had your enema today?"
Pern arrested, fined and given an enema out of concern he may have packed explosives up there. Plane is deboarded with the passengers and the entire crew also undergoing preventive enemas. New security measures are called into play whereby EVERY traveler must undergo and enema before boarding a flight. And all because Pern got funny. Way to go Pern.