[Dallas]

LMBO...you're staring death in the face, and you still haven't lost your humor.

[Revolting cat!]

So what do you think about the magazine subscription renewals now coming in the mail? One year ought to be plenty enough, huh? No sense wasting money that could come handy when the whole world goes BOOM! On the other hand, it would be a good time to re-finance your mortgage, load up your credit cards, and take out big loans that you never expect to pay back! Hah! Have you seen the 2003 Maseratis, by the way?