Sigh! Although I'd love to counter this with an appropriate vaudevillian response, I should instead make a blanket disclaimer to spare my dear friend's reputation on FR. RA and I are engaged in legitimately under-funded research and that's all. I do enjoy the heck out of teasing him, though.
Can I quote you on that? </creation_mode>
Well, you better disengage before you get caught in that configuration!