Why do men write poetry, design grand buildings, create symphonies or do anything for that matter? To impress the babes. If it weren't for women we'd still be living in caves...
Why do men write suicide notes, blow up buildings, scream into the night, or work so hard to destroy their civilization? Because of "the babes." If it weren't for women -- and mens' stupidity regarding them -- we'd still be living in the Garden of Eden.
[Just to provide some editorial balance ...]