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To: KLT; sauropod
Get this, hon. They were all in my church today. ALL of them. Bubba and Hillary! and Chelsea and her boyfriend. Taking up the first two pews where a lot of the old folks with canes usually sit. Grrr.

And for once I'd managed to get prime seats behind the choir (it was the Nine Carols and Lessons today, and I was looking forward to it very much), so there they were, right off to my left, directly in my field of vision.

Yes, Hillary wore Old Crusty and some dreadful red-checked blouse. And everything you've ever heard about Clinton's "magnetism" in person is a lie; I find him even less attractive in the flesh than on television.

No one at the church knew he was coming until last night, and according to my "inside source" none of the priests were too happy. They are all Republicans. One is reported to have reacted to the news rather strongly and begged to be excused from any reception duty. So did my source.
18 posted on 12/22/2002 4:14:48 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: hellinahandcart; sauropod
OMG...what a way to ruin church services....did you see a bolt of lightening hit that pew....

As a matter of fact HHC, that pew must have stunk....

Hope you didn't eat a big breakfast before you went to church, otherwise you would have been in need of the perverbial BARF BAG!

Hope all is well, my very good friend...when are we doin lunch?

27 posted on 12/22/2002 4:19:20 PM PST by KLT
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