[ArneFufkin]

How about ... "We the undersigned recognize that you are all horseshit actors, who need work, who desperately pray that this dismal exposure will shake something loose even if it's a voice gig, and who don't really care about Iraq because come February the house in Malibu will be foreclosed, and no thousand towelhead deaths can match that pain.

[ChemistCat]

Now put yours up, and I'll sign yours. :-)