[lqcincinnatus]

"There are two sides to every story eh.... The truth is in between somewhere, I am sure."

The only thing in the middle are yellow stripes and dead armadillos.

The only people I've seen screened are pregnant women and old Jewish couples.

Love those moderates....

[HairOfTheDog]

The truth is a dead armadillo? - OK. I guess you have never tried to parse the truth out of an argument between to people.

Call me back in 800 posts. I don't want to start over from the beginning again.