And when I get out of jail, I might start digging up the serious iron.
That is where this lunacy is taking us.
Seriously: when every single violation of a person's body or property is met with, "Well duh, if you had just bent over it wouldn't have hurt so bad!", we've gone over the edge and are falling into a very dark chasm.
I personally agree with the closing line in this piece. Me and my wife just decided on a timetable for having children, and they are most definitely going to get acquainted with some nice upstanding young men named Jefferson and Franklin.
Second, I am not enamored of the idea of mouth-breathers groping women indiscriminately either, but I also recognize that there is a vested interest in acting to insure the safety and welfare of passengers, not least because the slight inconvenience to the hundred or so passengers might very well prevent the deaths of several thousands on the ground. I think there is a happy medium between perverts feeling up your wife in the boarding queue, and no security at all.