[Straight Vermonter]

I am tempted to wear a keffiyah on my next trip just to see what would happen.

[Man of the Right]

It will improve your chances of clearing security without being frisked.

However, to ensure you won't be stopped, pay cash for your ticket, limit your baggage and carry-ons to an AK-47 and a half-dozen magazines, and by all means wear a plastique explosive bracelet around your chest.

[Xenalyte]

I am tempted to wear a keffiyah on my next trip just to see what would happen.

May get to go to E3 this year, and I'm tempted to wear a burqa, myself . . . or maybe the Breastplate of Justice.