[inquest]

I actually envision some sort of "air militia", whereby volunteers who fly regularly could train, say one weekend a month, not only in the proper use of firearms on board a plane, but also on how to spot suspicious characters and to respond appropriately and effectively in various types of situations. Such volunteers could then receive discounts on their tickets.

Or, I guess we can just keep feeling up pregnant women's knockers.

[dcwusmc]

I vote for option B, Bob. I LIKE copping feels of other men's wives.

Though I have to admit more than a modicum of sense to option A.

[TaZ]

Method "A" sounds like a good common sense approach to the situation, but would there be any fat in the equation for good ol' Uncle Sam to siphon off some funds?

Would the legislature and judiciary have anything to argue over to advance their careers and pocketbooks?

I have a feeling Method "B" would be more to likely to advance the careers and salaries of those poor underprivileged masses of Federal employees and politicians, who really have the best interests of Amerika at heart...