[Trust but Verify]

Scientifically, touching the breasts of a pregnant woman could release the hormone prolactin. This hormone could trigger many things including pre-mature labor.

OMG! I'm sure the pat-down that was done didn't stimulate her hormones in any such way. I've had two babies and I know all about this, thrust me. And in any case, the touching of her tummy or her breasts did not cause the baby to turn from upside down to upside up. This is just part of the questionable nature of this man's story.

[muawiyah]

On the way to the hospital with our first son we were stopped and ticketed by a National Park mounted patrolman because we were supposedly entering the highway (US 110 at the Pentagon) the wrong way!

I got his name. I called his boss the next day (after the baby arrived). I provided them the name of my lawyer.

Scared the heck out of them because they knew I was going to find that patrolman's home address during discovery and might well obtain real satisfaction!

He was reassigned to someplace without horses and I got a very long abject apology. The ticket was destroyed.

As they say in the old country "Don't get mad - get even."

[Romulus]

I've had two babies and I know all about this, thrust me.

Um...no thanks.