You did well Dallas. Hey Marvin! Dallas knows you are homeless and live under the bridge and would probably ask you into his home but you probably smell bad, have a drug habit etc. so merry christmass and stay under the bridge. Enjoy the socks buddy!
Sorry Dallas, I understand but just couldn't help saying that.
Shoot, you could have just written a few words in large, bold, flaming red text, poasted a picture of Nimrod carrying a supposed Christmas tree, waxed eloquently on Ishtar and Santa Claus, and blamed the thunderstorm Dallas had the other night on George W. Bush reading one of C.S. Lewis' satanic books, then denying that you really meant any of that stuff. After the past couple of days, I'm used to reading posts like that.