[lizma]

"I've never had any weird experience with a mummy, but sho wish I had."

[AnAmericanMother]

Heck, I knew XXX42 was a horn-dog, but I didn't know he was GAY . . .

(that's Rameses II he's puttin' the moves on.)

[DWSUWF]

"...but sho wish I had..."

That's it.

What an unapologetic, natural-born pervert he is.

It's easy to imagine a museum night watchman, investigating a strange noise in the mummy room, being treated to the sight of Billy Bob's lilly white butt bouncing up and down in one of the sarcophaguses.