"...I mean, in New York it's perfectly normal to have a bandage-wrapped lump of rotting flesh following you around mouthing obscenities in a language you don't speak. Toss 'em a quarter and they usually go away..."
Didn't clinton once remark that a South American female mummy which was in the news at the time was 'hot'?
I've got a feeling that wouldn't get rid of hillary.