"Limbaugh Lowered the Boom!!"
(To be bellowed to the IrishFolkSong, "Clancy Lowered the Boom!!")
Yes, Mudboy was a peaceful man...
As he stalked the Lib'ral Scene.
The cops arrested the Peace-niks...
After Mudboy whupped the Greens!!
He never looked for trouble
That's a fact you can assume,
But never-the-less when Lib'rals would bi+c#...
Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus:
Oh, that Limbaugh...Oh that Mudboy...
Whenever RATS got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy bellowed a tune!
Slick Willie is a gutless man,
Lib'rals thought willard was TUFF!!
He strutted 'round the HarlemHood...
A-shootin' off his pud!!
Slick picked a fight with Mudboy,
Then and there Slick sealed RATS' Doom...
Before Medyuh could shout "Slick Willie, look out!!"
Mudboy lowered the boom!!
Chorus:
All Hail JimRob...Go El Rushbo!!
Whenever RATS got Right's Irish up,
FReepers lowered the boom!!
"PUNK" McAuliffe wuz Prez'dent of Vice...
Who Loved MamaMurry's cat,
PUNK'd always jabber tellin' LIES...
'Cuz he was a typical RAT!!
One day, RAT-PUNK kissed her,
Just as Mudboy walked into MM's room,
Before McAuliffe could SQUEEEEEEEEAL away...
Mudboy put him in his Tomb**!!
Chorus:
YO, RATS, Fear MUD...Fear MUD's Justice!!
Whenever Slick got Slim's Irish up,
Mudboy lowered the boom!
BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD
**Poltically-speakin', of course...don't urinate yerself Terrie-boy...LOL!!