[Mudboy Slim]

There are 5 houses in a row...the Englishman lives in the Red house...the Spaniard owns a dog...Coffee is drank in the Green House...the Russian drinks tea...The Green House is to the right of the Ivory House...the Old Gold smoker owns snails...Kools are smoked in the Yellow house...the man in the middle house drinks milk...the Norwegian lives in the first house...the Chesterfield smoker lives next to the man with a fox...The man who smokes Kools lives next to the man who owns a Horse...the Lucky Strike smoker drinks orange juice...the Japanese man smokes Parliaments...the Norwegian lives next to the Blue House.

Each man is of a different nationality, has one-colored house, one type of Pet, smokes one brand of smoke, and one drink.

Which man owns the Zebra?
Which man drinks water?

The first five FReepers to FReepMail the correct answer to me will win a "You Are Not Alone...FreeRepublic.com" bumper sticker and a signed copy of the never-been-released "Top Secret: Bootleg!!" audiocassette and a signed copy of CosmicBox's debut CD!! Then, YOU COULD BE included as Guests of Honor--and Celebrity Judges!!--on an upcoming thread in which we rip Terry "The PUNK" McAuliffe a new one!!!

Let the games begin...MUD

[FreeTheHostages]

I would add that all of their drinks/pets/smokes are unique. There aren't 2 people who have zebras, e.g.

[lodwick]

I would not have been able to find the puzzle solution without the help of algore's internet. One note: it has been observed that there are two solutions to the puzzle, if like in the Hebrew, the houses are numbered from the right, instead of the left as most of us would do.

[conservativemusician]

???????!

You kill me....CM


Sunshine lyrics on the way.