[Lessismore]

There really is not proof that it ever happened.

Actually, there is no way to prove that yesterday happened.

[Dimensio]

Yesterday didn't happen. We of the Church of Last Thursday believe that the universe was created on Thursday (that's today) by the lord of the cats, Queen Maeve. When the end time comes (probably next Thursday, but there is some dispute on that matter), those who have been exceptionally nice to cats will become cats and live on Mars to be served as human slaves. Those who simply lead 'good' lives, but who are not exceptionally nice to cats will become human slaves to cats on Mars (though they will be treated well) and those who are cruel to cats will be cast into the Eternal Litterbox, which is never emptied.

Now when do we get our creation theory taught as alternative science in Ohio public schools?!