[yendu bwam]

i SUPPOSE their wives are . . .

CARPettes?

It's certainly carp-possible...

[Quix]

Carp-ossible that their wives are carpettes?

But if so, the wives should be very carpful . . . it could be very dangerous . . .

A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a carpentious woman are alike.
(Whole Chapter: Proverbs 27 In context: Proverbs 27:14-16) [with carpologies to Holy Spirit, Solomon and The Lord.]

and

Proverbs 21:19
It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a carptentious and an angry woman.
(Whole Chapter: Proverbs 21 In context: Proverbs 21:18-20)
[with carpologies to Holy Spirit, Solomon and The Lord.]

And having dwelled in both the wilderness and been married to a carpentious woman for 9 years . . . The Bible is correct . . . carporrect.