So they carp all the time.
hmmmmm
At least they are carpable of something. Some people are just vegetables.
I'm curious, do they have a carpacious appetite this time of year?
The carpacities of their stomachs must be quite large.
I wonder if any of them have swam by the Carpe of Good Hope.
When they go carrolling, do they sing A'Carpella?
When they do, I hope they bundle up well to keep their carpillaries warm and flowing.
I wonder if their carpital investments are carpmensurate with their carping?
Thankfully, on this site, we should be able to count them in as strong supporters of carpitalism.
Too bad the same can't be said for all the left-heads in our D.C. Carpitol!
Have you ever known one of them to carpitulate in an argument?
I'm sure glad [g]utless carpon Gore is not running again.
Has our FR carp school read all of Truman Carpote's works?
One thing plenty rare around FR parts is any carpricious mind change--especially among the school of carp.
I'm curious, if leftists carpsize, does the school of carp turn into a school of piranha?
If they carpsulated all their carping, would the result be dried fish or dried leftist?
BTW, who's the carptain of their ship?
What are their romantic rituals when they are carptivated by their lovers?
How do Carpuchin monkeys carpture carp?
At this rate, pretty soon, I'll be carput, if not already.
But I do hope our Carp school can show some reverence toward our Carpenter this Grand Season honoring His birth.
If the school eats too many fruits, they might have to take up carpology.
I suppose they could dry the fruits in their carp-orts.
And with that, this really SHOULD BE carput!
CULTURED TRASH by Boston Man Ode To The Carp
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Carp, Carp the noble fish,
A trusty friend, a tasty dish.
The lessons of the carp are two,
For mind of man and tummy too!
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First we have carp, a healthful food,
Prepared to fit our every mood.
Broiled carp, fried carp, carp a la mode,
Breaded carp cake, le carp avec toad.
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Carpburger, carp bernaise, carp on the rocks,
Steamed carp, carp chowder, carpels and lox.
To name just a few of the recipes on hand,
Which have made the carp the toast of the land.
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But a lovely meal's not his only gift,
That noblest of fish teaches that if,
We copy him and his muddy way,
We shall find peace in every day.
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He shows that worrying and scurrying around,
Will get us a home in the solid ground.
But by finding peace and showing love,
We will end our days in the soft warm mud.
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So be like the carp, this feast of kings,
And share all the gifts he freely brings.
His tasty flesh, that perfect food,
His actions, example of all that is good.
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