[Tax-chick]

That's Redneck America, a place many people consider the province of wild-eyed Bible-thumpers with a prohibitionist streak. They're not far off the mark, as Graham, an Oral Roberts University graduate, attests.

I resent this! I'm a wild-eyed Bible-thumper (from Oral Roberts country) who DRINKS! :-)

[The Grammarian]

And I represent this! I'm a wild-eyed Bible-thumping Methodist! (By default, with a prohibitionist streak.)