[Poser]

I love Canada. When the FDA banned sodium cyclimates (artificial sweetener) because Canadian rats soaked in it for a month developed skin lesions and died, the Canadians wisely did not ban it.

Now, whenever I go to Canada, I buy big boxes of Canadian Sugar Twin. It tastes great and doesn't lose its flavor when heated. It's 50 times better than saccarin.

Canadians are better than normal people. Name another group that has been able to teach Frenchmen to play hockey!

[Hot Tabasco]

Name another group that has been able to teach Frenchmen to play hockey!

It's one thing to teach them how to play hockey but when are we going to teach them how to not "surrender" the puck to the defense?........ LOL!